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Harold Mike Sizemore: Music

Alternate Facts

(Harold Mike Sizemore)
January 26, 2017
Harold Mike Sizemore
After watching the craziness of what's happening today. I finally wrote something that points out what's going on.
Hey Baby, That's not my Corolla
My Benz is in the shop
No I wasn't speeding
I was Alternately Stopped

Chorus
I was just using Alternative Facts
Acting like it was True
if it's good enough for Donald Trump
Maybe you'll believe it too.

Verse
I did not rob that liquor store
They gave me all their cash
and I didn't punch that nazi
he ran into my fist real fast

Repeat Chorus

Bridge
Please don't believe your eyes
or believe what you hear too.
I left my wallet at home
how bout you buy the next brew

Chorus
I was just using alternative facts
acting like it was true
if it's good enough for Donald Trump
Maybe it'll be good for you.