From the recording Alternative Facts
After watching the craziness of what's happening today. I finally wrote something that points out what's going on.
Lyrics
Hey Baby, That's not my Corolla
My Benz is in the shop
No I wasn't speeding
I was Alternately Stopped
Chorus
I was just using Alternative Facts
Acting like it was True
if it's good enough for Donald Trump
Maybe you'll believe it too.
Verse
I did not rob that liquor store
They gave me all their cash
and I didn't punch that nazi
he ran into my fist real fast
Repeat Chorus
Bridge
Please don't believe your eyes
or believe what you hear too.
I left my wallet at home
how bout you buy the next brew
Chorus
I was just using alternative facts
acting like it was true
if it's good enough for Donald Trump
Maybe it'll be good for you.